Wrong Timings

Imagine you are driving your car and you are all alone. You are in the middle of a pretty dense forest. The car suddenly breaks down. You check your cell and there is no network. And you have not seen a car or a person on your way. You decide to keep walking just staring at your cell. You just have your cell with you which has a balance of 20 bucks. After walking for a very long time you finally get network on your cell. You decide to call your friend. You unlock the keypad and you receive a message saying "Your Subscription for horoscope has been renewed and Rs.20 has been charged. Thank you."

Not over yet...

Then you get your horoscope for the day saying "Today someone will render you helpless and you will be utterly lost. The best advice would be to call up your friends for help. Good day."

HA HA.. You can add to this if you want to.. :) :)

Its just you......

I tried so hard to be the one for you.
To see you happy wit a smile on you.
To make your strays into a path to your dreams.
I tried to make you a person you could never be.

Now that you have left I feel so lost.
Holding an umbrella on a sunny day.
I wait for you like i wait for the rain.

If pain could be thrown away I could bury you alive.
You will know it how when u feel it slide.
How it can break u alive.

I would like to wish the hell for you.
But I wont and the reason is not you.
This might make u laugh n tease me true.
Coz that is not me thats just you.

Tissue art.......