Don't freak out but I will be doing only tags for a while now.
So here goes the first one.. :)
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.( I know this is funny. It was a tree and I was looking back and walking.. Geee.. Come to think of it I feel pretty dumb)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times.(U r missing something if you have not tried this.)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. (Omg!! they do have!!)
[x] You just tried to sing them. (Oh my gawd!! I jus did!!)
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.(I heard somewhere that even one of the actor dint get the jist of the movie.)
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. ( Once in class!!. And I'm sure no one saw me.)
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( Thats when I do all the pretty dumb things I have crossed off I suppose. )
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. (Oh I do this all the time. My friends never let me tell a story because of this.Cant blame them)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (by one of my friends)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math .
[x] You have eaten a bug. ( I read it somewhere that a person eats at least 15 bugs in his sleep annually.)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand (Many times!)
[x] You have run around naked in your house. ( I was 2 yrs old.)
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
I am 15/37 times 100 = 40.54% dumb.
I actually use hmmmm a lot
And hmmmm It was a good tag..